latest arrest in the January 1 Mooninite Attack probe

[metaphorge]

Clone War hero and noted Wookie celebrity Chewbacca was taken into custody by Los Angeles police this morning in connection with this week's Light-Brite bridge attacks in Boston by the Mooninite Resistance Army. Does this suggest that an "axis of evil" has been formed between the Moon and the planet Kashyyyk?

I know I'm significantly more concerned about possible Wookie involvement in this insidious plot. They should round up all those walking carpet-heads and keep them under lock and key until we can get to the bottom of this.

Long live the Empire!

Comments

[dubpulse.livejournal.com]

Rebel scum.

[catling.livejournal.com]

*gasp* Oh, this is serious... the plot spreads further than we knew!

[terig.livejournal.com]

It's a world-wide plot, I'm sure of it!

[iblis-kukl.livejournal.com]

Don't they know they're supposed to let the Wookiee win??

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