metaphorge- the Archbishop of Balogna!!!

Clone War hero and noted Wookie celebrity Chewbacca was taken into custody by Los Angeles police this morning in connection with this week's Light-Brite bridge attacks in Boston by the Mooninite Resistance Army. Does this suggest that an "axis of evil" has been formed between the Moon and the planet Kashyyyk?

I know I'm significantly more concerned about possible Wookie involvement in this insidious plot. They should round up all those walking carpet-heads and keep them under lock and key until we can get to the bottom of this.

Long live the Empire!